Santa Baby

Nothing sounds more miserable than parading drunkenly around the city in a Santa suit but for some, that's exactly how they want to spend their Saturday afternoon, so I will put all of my Scrooge-like feelings aside.


For those looking to indulge in some holiday spirits, this Saturday is Santacon, the annual holiday-themed bar crawl, a.k.a. an excuse to get plastered at noon. The event starts at 10 AM (locations to be disclosed Friday night) and goes throughout the day, presumably leading girls dressed in red velour lingerie and guys in beer-soaked  beards all over the island by way of the city's booziest watering holes. 

Costumes are a must, and those who don't want coal this year are encouraged to bring 1-2 non-perishable food items for the accompanying food drive. Consider it your admission fee.